January 2022
über-draft—not ready for publication

WARNING—WARNING—WARNING
Unless the reader is a Rolex kook or really likes cats most readers will find the subject of the article torpid if not soporific.
WARNING—WARNING—WARNING



The [Rolex] Oyster and the Cat
a Moral Fable
So first, your memory I'll jog, And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG. old possum's book of practical cats—t. s. elliot
Caveat lector: the following article is just a gathering of information gleaned from the internet and does not represent a scholarly treatment of the subject rather the article is a lark—readers interested in pursuing a serious treatment are encouraged to contact the History of Advertising Trust (HAT) in England which holds the J. Walter Thompson London office archive (refer to HAT Report: ‘Rolex Watch Co. (Switzerland): international watch advertising: ladies “Cat” campaign: February 1959-January 1960’ / August-September 1959).
The Europa Star publication Eastern Jeweller and Watchmaker (No. 3-1963) features a 4-page Rolex supplement (+ an advertisement) entitled “The Oyster and the Cat—a Moral Fable” concerning the J. Walter Thompson 1959 Rolex “Cat” advertising campaign which appeared in sundry magazines ≈ 1959–1963. Before looking at the “Moral Fable” let us take a quick look at the 1959 Rolex “Cat” advertising campaign and the 1962 Rolex ladies “Cat” watch catalog.



J. Walter Thompson's † Rolex “Cat” advertising campaign may be one of the more curiouser & curiouser Rolex advertising campaigns: sans actual watches and presenting a hodge-podge, word-stew masquerading as “wit” the advertisements' stars are Rosalind Hotye's ¶ cat illustrations…JWT states (in a mid-century manner) the “Cat” campaign's theme as…
It is not unfeminine to know the time…A cat tells women this in witty fashion!
† J. Walter Thompson (JWT) was Rolex's primary advertising agency for many decades begining in 1946…although an American company the JWT London office gets the lion's share of credit for making Rolex a horological advertising juggernaut.
¶ Rosalind Hoyte's signature RH appears on some Rolex “Cat” advertisements but not all.
From the 1985 J. Walter Thompson company publication The Rolex Oyster: 39 years of advertising history…
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn't just one of your holiday games… old possum's book of practical cats—t. s. elliot




My understanding is the artist Rosalind Hoyte did not christen the Rolex Cats—prior to or soon after the Rolex “Cat” campaign was launched a note signed Matilda was found on the desk of Alexander Mitchell-Innes (JWT London-office) with a name for each cat along with a snippet from T. S. Elliot's poem The Naming of Cats…gossip whispered (though clear venture) Matilda was Ruth Waldo ‡, JWT vice-president and former chief copywriter (London office).
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name.

Note: dancing cats from T. S. Elliot's Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, illustrated by Nicolas Bentley.
Readers will note the poem snippet left by Matilda refers not to the name given to the cat by humans but rather a cat's inner-name so-to-speak: “But above and beyond there's still one name left over, And that is the name that you never will guess; The name that no human research can discover—But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.”—to the best of my knowledge Rolex never sanctioned the names given to the Rolex Cats by Matilda.
‡ a quaint anecdote: all the J. Walter Thompson women who worked for Ruth Waldo wore hats all the time to distinguish themselves from the secretaries; they were known as “the hat ladies” (JWT News, October 1975).

To the best of my knowledge there are eight English tag-lines (and associated “poems”) across the Rolex “Cat” advertisements—here are the tag-lines along with the first line of the advertisement's “poem”…
Sleeping silkenly through life…
It wasn't chic to know the time—until she had a Rolex
Sleeping beneath mink blankets…
It wasn't fascinating to know the time—until she had a Rolex
Bewitched by her own lovliness…
It wasn't feminine to know the time—until she had a Rolex
Lost in an ectasy of living…
Surrounded with seductive fragrances…
She didn't choose to tell the time—until she had a Rolex
Perpetually drugged…
It wasn't fashionable to know the time—until she had a Rolex
Bejewelled or just casually exotic…
It wasn't glamorous to know the time—until she had a Rolex
She was alive with glitter, dazzle…

The Rolex “Cat” advertising campaign appeared in addition to English in French, Spanish and German—for example Plum-cat appeared in all four languages. Cruella-cat appeared in a 1961 issue of Belora (Revista Portuguesa de Relojoazia) with the tagline: “A mulher troça da pontualidade mas, um dia…” (The woman changes punctuality but one day…).
Femme, elle
se moquaint bien
de l'heure
—mais un jour…

Poca importancia
tenia para elle
la hora
de dia hasta que…

Die Zeit
war ihr
ein Nichts
bis sum Tag…


Apropos of cats…
cats in watch advertisements
Sundry watch advertisements featuring cats: Timex, Benrus, Van Cleef & Arpels, Zenith and Movado—albeit the advertisements feature a watch unilke the Rolex Cat advertisements—note: the Lanvin cat is not a watch advertisement; I just like the cat…


Rolex 1962 Ladies “Cat” Watch Catalog

Rolex references 9870 & 9998 from the 1962 “Cat” catalog.
J. Walter Thompson states the Rolex “Cat” campaign was a series of eight advertisements and eight cats make an appearance in the advertisements—there are at least two other cats that do not appear in the main Rolex “Cat” campaign: a circa 1962–1963 Rolex ladies watch catalog features Leahi-cat not seen in the standard group of eight cats and there is Daffodil-cat (cat looking in the mirror) appearing in the rarely seen It wasn't fascinating to know the time—until she had a Rolex advertisement. In the ladies catalog we can see glimpses of Playful, Lyssa, Plum and Blanche (Kelly-cat also appeared in the catalog).

The 1962 “Cat” catalog included one of the “Cat” advertisement poems She didn't choose to tell the time—until she had a Rolex…
Perpetually drugged
With the headiness of huge
hothouse orchids
And dazzled with diamonds,
Her rules for living were
The ringing of the telephone,
The thud of gilt-encrusted invitations
through the letter box,
And gorgeous men,
Who called, manlike, to take her to the
right place, at the right hour…
She never chose to know the time…
But one day there came a special man.
Who understood her.
He brought her diamonds,
Glittering round a Rolex watch—
And suddenly, she knew he knew
She'd want to know the time this way.
The Rolex was so beautiful
She had to wear it all the day,
And as it was precision perfect
Inevitably—she knew the time.
It looked so right upon her wrist,
It looked so wonderful with mink,
She knew this man had understood her
and her life
And so
She loved…her Rolex.
The 1962 “Cat” catalog displays 50+ Rolex models—examples: reference 9922 with Florentine bracelet, Chameleon references 9884 & 9885 which can be worn as brooches, reference 9407 with diamond-studded buckle and reference 9512 with 24 diamonds—the watches are accompanied by five cats named Sam by Andy Warhol (1954). Also displayed Rolex Chameleon-Orchid with Andy Warhol orange cat named Sam.

Rolex reference 9968 with eighteen diamonds, reference 8858 (lock & key), references 9904 (Queen Midas) & 9903 (Princess Midas) and reference 9894 from the 1962 “Cat” catalog.


Apropos of cats…
the most beautiful Rolex cat of them all & most evil cat of them all


It wasn't chic to know the time—until she had a Rolex
It wasn't fascinating to know the time—until she had a Rolex

Each of the Rolex “Cat” advertisements displayed a different “poem” for the lack of a better word—for the sake of space and sanity let us look at just two of the Rolex “Cat” advertisements: It wasn't chic to know the time—until she had a Rolex (featuring Kelly-cat †) and It wasn't fascinating to know the time—until she had a Rolex (featuring Daffodil-cat).
† the reader can note Kelly-cat also appeared as the inverse of herself (the only cat to do so to the best of my knowledge).
It wasn't chic to know the time—until she had a Rolex
Sleeping
Beneath mink blankets
And rising, at any hour she pleased.
To the popping of champagne corks—
For her a pleasant start to any day—
Sile didn't think it chic to know the time
But she was very beautiful,
So any man, and there were many,
Was glad
To have the privilege of waiting for her…
But then one day there came
A new and different man.
Discriminating and discerning.
He saw much further
than the others had.
He looked right into her heart
and read there Longing,
For a Rolex watch…
It had more sparkle than champagne
—but it was lasting.
It had the perfect finish of a Dior dress
and yet it wouldn't date.
Altogether it was so esquisite
That suddenly it was delectable
to know the time…
The Rolex was as chic as she was.
So she loved to wear it.
She loved the man who who gave it
to her, too.
It wasn't fascinating to know the time—until she had a Rolex
Bewitched
By her own loveliness
And bewitching, too.
She played a game with life—with men.
Making them captive to the spangled
gleaming of her hair,
Her fateful smile,
Her heady sidelong glance.
They waited, hopefully but endlessly.
She knew the game of fascination far
too well
To let time take a part in it.
Things changed.
A silient, watching man appeared.
He saw her seemingly self-absorbed
But knew that she could know
A subtler happiness.
Seducing her from jewelled baubles,
silken flattery
Was swift and simple.
One Rolex watch, minute and perfect—
So fascinating in itself
She had to notice it.
Now she was hypnotized.
To watch the movements of the tiny watch
Became exciting.
To watch the man who brought the Rolex
to her
Was the same.
Each diamond minute glittered with
significance.
Was it the Rolex…or the man?
She didn't care.
To be fascinated was enough.

Thompson-London's Rolex “Cat” advertising campaign wins the “Oscar” of British Advertising
The J. Walter Thompson Company's Rolex “Cat” campaign won the 1960 Layton Award in the Black-and-White (group E) category which included 394 entries. The Awards were presented by H.R.H. The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, at the Savoy Hotel on 23rd March, 1960. The 1960 Layton Awards contained 2,000 entries from 128 advertising agencies.
The Layton Awards were a short-lived affair lasting from 1955–1963 and more-or-less a self-serving event on the part of C&E Layton, England's biggest advertising supply company. The Layton Awards were remarkable in that entires were restricted to print advertisements and advertisements were judged on creativity not effectiveness.

In 1977 J. Walter Thompson London office assembled an exhibition “Six Decades of JWT Advertising”: a review of JWT-London's creativity since the 1920s. The exhibition included advertising campaigns for Guinness, DeBeers, Kit Kat, Kodak and Rolex— the 1950s were represented by the Rolex “Cat” campaign.
J. Walter Thompson (JWT) notes: “…bejeweled with glamorous Rolex watches…” but no watches appeared in the advertisements rather the cats were bejeweled with jewels.
The Cruella-cat advertisement makes an appearance in the June 1998 issue of Europa Star in the Basel Happenings section—note the quote below makes reference to the year 1969, either a typo or a misremembrance as the Rolex “Cat” Campaign was launched in 1959 and ran until ≈ 1963.
During Basel 1998, Europa Star and American Time invited advertisers to a retro evening of 1960s music, flowerpower hostesses and fun. To add to the evening's ambiance, we even dusted off a few posters from the 1960s and 1970s, straight out of the Europa Star archives, such as this 1969 Rolex black cat ad. One of the guests, Jacques Duchêne, Rolex Director and President of the Basel Fair Exhibitors' Committee, said nostalgically that he had a hand in creating this ad back in 1969! See you next year… europa star's first annual basel retro party (europe star 1998 issue # 229)


Apropos of cats…
“25 Cats Name Sam and One Blue Pussy”
Rosalind Hoyte the British illustrater of the Rolex “Cats” was a magazine illustrator (John Pudney's “100 Brighton Cantata”: Argosy magazine), book-jacket designer (Peter Gammond's “Know about jazz”) and illustrator of children's books (Peter Emmens' “Simon to the Rescue”)—pre-sainthood Andy Warhol (a children's book illustrator himself) in 1954 in collaboration with his mother Julia Warhola released the book “25 Cats Name Sam and One Blue Pussy” †. I always wondered if Rosalind Hoyte was inspired by Andy Warhol's cats with respect to her own group of Rolex “Cats”; Andy Warhol's cats would have been around for 3–4 years before the Rolex “Cat” advertising campaign thus even if the nexus is fanciful Rosalind Hoyte may have drawn inspiration from Andy Warhol's cats.
† despite the title there are 16 cats named Sam illustrated in the book not 25…Andy Warhol's mother did the book's title and left off the “d” of “Named” and Andy Warhol left the title sans the “d”.

Maybe Rosalind Hoyte was inspired by Théophile Alexandre Steinlen's (Swiss 1859–1923) fin de siècle cats…regardless Ms. Hoyte's Rolex cats are surely among the most famous horological felines in history.


The [Rolex] Oyster and the Cat—a Moral Fable

The Eastern Jeweller and Watchmaker (No. 3-1963) Rolex “Cat” supplement: “The Oyster and the Cat—a Moral Fable” is a closed book regarding its raison d'être: 1963 was the tailend of the Rolex “Cat” campaign which began in 1959 and to the best of my knowledge the “Fable” appeared in no other publication† thus whatever the reason for the “Fable” the reason eludes me. The cats appearing in the supplement are: Daffodil, Cleo, Kelly, Lyssa, Cruella and Plum.
† a Spanish version of the supplement appeared in a 1963 issue of Estella del Sur with the title “La ostra y la gata: Fábula Moral” and a French version appeared in a 1963 issue of Europa Star Hng Kong with the title “La Chatte et l'huître: Fable Morale”.
Publicity Record…Object: advertising campaign…Firm: Rolex S.A. Geneve

Theme: It is not unfeminine to know the time—A cat tells women this in witty fashion!
Qualities: Originality • Wit • A sophisticated but likeable aspect • The subtle argumentation, mannered but not not irratating (and it was almost a challenge) • The balanced composition of the advertisements • The fine drawings • The atmosphere of quality and prestige in this campaign
Faults: A risk of monotony with such a specialized theme • The difficulty of renewal, Will it be possible to find a successor with an equal air and presence?
Tender and frail
The oyster maid
Drew back as waves came dashing by.
Tough and robust
The oyster shell
Clamped down to keep the water out.
Rolex the Rex
Spoke to his team:
“This oyster shall our shall our mascot be.
“Copy its shape
“Study the works
“And make a blueprint of the heart.”
And this is how
That prodigy
The Rolex Oyster watch was born.
Handsome of line
And what is more
It could be washed like you and me.
Men everywhere
Expressed delight
Women looked on and felt left out:
“The oyster watch
“However smart
“Looks heavy on our fragile wrists.”
So when they wished
To know the time
They borrowed watches from their friends.
(How came this then
Did Rolex Rex
Not cater for the fairer sex?
It was not so.
Day after day
Brilliant-set models were designed
And every kind
Of bracelet watch
To grace my lady's slender hand
But Oyster had
Made such a name
That other models went unseen)
Said Rolex then:
“We must devise
“A mascot for the ladies too
“That will convey
“Luxurious taste
“And splendid lazy opulence.
“Noble and proud
“Disdaining time
“Graceful and supple walks the cat.
“What better choice
“For ladies fair
“Who seek for beauty first of all?
“We'll launch for them
“An ad. campaign
“Featuring a bejewelled puss.
“Dazzling, superb,
“A radiant queen
“Wearing her gems with stately grace
“Our feline friend
“Will show Eve how
“Time can be clothed in elegance.
Some envious chaps
Now rose and said:
“Cats are just good for eating mice.
“To sell a watch
“You must use words
“Like impulse pin and sliding stud.
“Or, better still
“Some high technique
“That only we can understand.”
He laughs the best
Who laughs the last
The Rolex cat is laughing still.

The Mouse and the Oyster

It's impossible for me to fathom what sparked JWT to create the The Oyster and the Cat—A Moral Fable—the only spark I could think of is the Aesop fable The Mouse and the Oyster though the connection between the Aesop fable and the JWT fable is a mystery to me aside from the likeness of name. In the Aesop fable a house-mouse comes across an oyster on the beach and tries to eat the oyster only to have the oyster shell snap closed trapping the mouse…generally Aesop's fable is a warning against greed and gluttony as related by Samuel Bowden's 1736 poem: Occasion'd by a Mouse caught in an Oyster-Shell…
Instructed thus—let Epicures beware,
Warn'd of their fate—nor seek luxurious fare.
Divina opici rodebant carmina Mures occasion'd by a mouse caught in an oyster-shell—samuel bowden
Whether the creater of the JWT fable ever heard of the Aesop fable is clearly unknown to me…but the Aesop fable is apropos modern-day Rolex fans as contemporary Rolex owners are more-or-less a gluttonous lot only too eager and egged by vainglory to heed the siren call of the Oyster to find themselves imprisoned by vapid dreams and their own vanity.

Again I must remind you that a dog's a dog-a cat's a cat. old possum's book of practical cats—t. s. elliot
